When I Was Small, I Used To Think…
…that my whole family and everyone else were robots from space and I was the only human being on Earth.
…if I brushed my teeth with soap, I could blow bubbles out of my mouth – like The Three Stooges. (didn’t work)
…that women had babies from eating too much.
…once it starts raining, if I furrowed my forehead real hard – I could make it rain harder.
…that after you complete school, you worked for the government.
…the man living next door to us was Captain Honolulu – since he wore coveralls like Captain Honolulu did.
…Nancy Sinatra was hot.
…when flying above the clouds in the airplane – if I looked hard enough – I could see angels.
…the Tooth Fairy was real.
…when I didn’t go to school because I was sick, if the police found out – they would arrest me.
…Combat, The Wild Wild West, Bonanza, and Star Trek sucked.
…burning incense was cool.
…playing with toads caused warts.
…on one of those super cold mornings, I was going to look outside and see snow.
…if I dug down all the way through the Earth, I’d reach China.
And finally – When I was small, I used to think that my dad made me take a bath every day just to punish me.
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